Sarah Snobble Tree

I Solemnly Swear I am Up to No Good

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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via razuberri)

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Johnny Depp in EVERY interview

Johnny Depp:
*fixes glasses*
Johnny Depp:
*scratches nose*
Johnny Depp:
*feels mustache with thumb and index finger*
Johnny Depp:
*feels goatee*
Johnny Depp:
*straightens fedora hat*
Johnny Depp:
(pause)
Johnny Depp:
Well ...
Johnny Depp:
(pause)
Johnny Depp:
*laughs*
Johnny Depp:
Uh ...
Johnny Depp:
(pause)
Johnny Depp:
You know ...

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dwarvenqueen:

I am literally the only one in detention like even my teacher mr roe was just like “don’t do weed or become a prostitute before I get back. If you do, hide the evidence” and strolled out, singing white and nerdy????

dwarvenqueen:

I am literally the only one in detention like even my teacher mr roe was just like “don’t do weed or become a prostitute before I get back. If you do, hide the evidence” and strolled out, singing white and nerdy????

(via glitter-glow-sparkle)